blagues à 2 balles

M. et Mme OUKOI ont 2 fils ...?
Ted et Bill
(On commence léger)


M. et Mme ENFANT ont 2 filles..?
Hélène et Ludivine
(Comment ça, c'est tiré par les cheveux ?)


M. et Mme DUZIEL ont 5 filles..?
Betty, Baba, Noëlle, Candide et Sandra
(Alors celle-ci, je l'adore)


M. et Mme SONNE ont 2 fils..?
Pépito, Nicolas
(Elle est pas mal non plus)


M. et Mme WOWOWO ont 4 filles..?
Leslie, Irène, Dufarde, Aleeeexandrie...
(Et celle-là, elle arrache non ?)


M. et Mme FORME ont 3 fils..?
Jésus, Hans, Hubert
(Ceux qui ne rient pas à celle-ci n'ont qu'à répéter en se bouchant le nez)


Et selon moi le sommet a été atteint, et jamais franchi, par
M. et Mme MEMPAFROID ont 7 enfants (pas moins)
Eva, Aude, Anne, Marc, Samson, Bob et Ella


Et pour clôturer, pour vendredi...
Lady Di et David Bowie ont deux fils..? (Peu de gens le savent, chut)
Alain et Ken
... ben oui, Bowie Ken et Alain Di.


Ok, je sors!
blagues à 2 balles
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# Posté le jeudi 06 mars 2008 15:48

Poésie

Je noue et je délie je donne et je refuse
je crée et je détruis j'adore et je punis
malheureusement celui qui m'aime, me nourrit
en usant, désespérément de mots qui fusent

et que cela m'amuse! ces gens qui refusent
mon accueil ou qui me surprennent avec ma muse

je noue et je délie les secrets de ma vie
qui m'ont empêché de vivre un amour libre
enfin exprimé du plus profond de mes fibres
lui, mon ami, mon confident, mon infini.
Poésie
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# Posté le jeudi 06 mars 2008 15:41

don't write me off

don't write me off
It's never been easy for me
To find words to go along, with a melody
But this time there's actually something, on my mind
So please forgive these few brief awkward lines

Since I've met you, my whole life has changed
It's not just my furniture, you've rearranged
I was living in the past, but somehow you've brought me back
And I haven't felt like this since before Frankie said relax

And now I know, based on my track record
I might not seem like the safest bet
All I'm asking you, is don't write me off, just yet

For years I've been telling myself, the same old story
That I'm happy to live off my so called, former glories
But you've given me a reason, to take another chance
Now I need you, despite the fact, that you've killed all my plants

And though I know, I've already blown more chances
Than anyone should ever get
All I'm asking you, is don't write me off, just yet
Don't write me off just yet
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# Posté le mardi 20 novembre 2007 15:34

way back into love

way back into love
I've been living with a shadow overhead
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I've been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on

I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need em again someday
I've been setting aside time
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
Oh oh oh

I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I've been searching but I just don't see the signs
I know that it's out there
There's got to be something for my soul somewhere

I've been looking for someone to shed some light
Not somebody just to get me through the night

I could use some direction
And I'm open to your suggestions

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

There are moments when I don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you
I'm hoping you'll show me what to do
And if you help me to start again
You know that I'll be there for you in the end
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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# Posté le mardi 20 novembre 2007 15:28

mix photo le come back

mix photo le come back
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# Posté le mardi 20 novembre 2007 15:21